ARCHIVE:  This is where we put all the stuff we don't want clogging up the  
main page any longer.  We're not saying it's not good...we're just tired of it.
IN THE NEWS
Bush Pardons Self For Future Crimes Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Tajikistan Passed Over Again As Host Of Winter Olympics Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Employees Motivated By Corporate Cliches During Meeting Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Professional Chess Player Accused Of Using Steroids Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Cable Company Hires Monkey To Lead Customer Service Department Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Man Eats Just One Lays Potato Chip Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Fox Announces Plans for Reality Pasta Making Show Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Larry the Cable Guy Replaces His Signature Line Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Toby Keith Protests Lack of Terrorist Activity Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Attractive Teacher Admits to Not Molesting Student Read It
here

IN THE NEWS
"Buttload" is Adopted as an Authentic Unit of Measurement Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Keith Richards to Play "Bernie" in
Weekend at Bernie's III Read it here.

IN THE NEWS
Eddie Van Halen Hospitalized With Severe Case of Guitar Face Read it
here.

IN THE NEWS
Tom Cruise Endorses Barack Obama for President Read it
here.

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